“This accidental meeting... it's like a Hitchcock movie you know where you're thrown into a rubber bag and put in the trunk of a car, you find people. You find them. Something, is it karma?”
Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair

“- Ben Cronin: Scouts are coming next week.
- Mr. Tillman: Girl scouts?
- Ben Cronin: No, swimming scouts from Stanford.”
Jesse Bradford - Ben Cronin
Michael Higgins - Mr. Tillman

“Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.”

Russell Badger - Sioux Chief

“Come when the king doth to my lady come. And if I have much love... I'll give you some.”
Emily Mortimer - Katherine

“We met upon the level, and we're parting on the square.”
Ricky Jay - Burt Ramsey