“- Billy Madison: I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
- Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
- Billy Madison: Oh my God. I'll go to school.”
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison
Theresa Merritt - Juanita

“You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller

“- P.E. Teacher: Now you are gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college.
- Josie Geller: You guys are still telling that lie?”
Jennifer Parsons - P.E. Teacher
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“Yes, I tried to save you pain. I lied, yes, only to save you.”

Carole Lombard - Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka

“It’s not even the lies that hurt, you know? It’s the fact that you’re never really emotionally prepared for someone to leave you.”
Zendaya - Rue Bennett