“It seems to me that Mr. Edison puts his name on everything because he's terrified of being forgotten. But if you want to be remembered, it's simple. Shoot a president. But if you prefer to have what I call a legacy, you leave the world a better place than you found it.”
Michael Shannon - George Westinghouse

“- Michele Weinberger: Sandy Frink has a helicopter?
- Romy White: Yeah, apparently he's worth millions. He invented some kind of rubber.
- Michele Weinberger: Like for condoms?”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it.”
Bob Hope - Ace Lannigan

“The airplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“You said you had some gas that'd make me fly. Show me.”

Bobby Jordan - Joe "Joey" Dingle