“It seems to me that Mr. Edison puts his name on everything because he's terrified of being forgotten. But if you want to be remembered, it's simple. Shoot a president. But if you prefer to have what I call a legacy, you leave the world a better place than you found it.”
Michael Shannon - George Westinghouse

“- Michele Weinberger: Sandy Frink has a helicopter?
- Romy White: Yeah, apparently he's worth millions. He invented some kind of rubber.
- Michele Weinberger: Like for condoms?”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it.”
Bob Hope - Ace Lannigan

“- Young Bobby Boucher: Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?
- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: That's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!”
Jamie Williams - Young Bobby Boucher
Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher

“Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding? I don't want credit for it, but they just keep giving it to me.”
David Koechner - Stumpy