“It's not how you look but how you act that counts in this world.”

Victor Potel - Mr. McKeewie

“- Lilly Raines: Do you make an effort to be obnoxious, or is it a gift?
- Frank Horrigan: It's a gift. Let's face it, half the things we do are window dressing. Take running alongside that limousine: it'd take an anti-tank missile to put a dent in that damn thing. There we are, out for show, trying to make the President look more presidential.”
Rene Russo - Lilly Raines
Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan

“- Emma Woodhouse: Was he handsome?
- Jane Fairfax: Many say he is.
- Emma Woodhouse: Was he agreeable?
- Jane Fairfax: He was in no way disagreeable.
- Emma Woodhouse: Was he a man of information?
- Jane Fairfax: All his statements seem correct.”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse
Polly Walker - Jane Fairfax

“You have any idea what it's like to be a big man on the inside and have a small body on the outside?”

Joshua John Miller - Homer

“- Vincent Talbot: I must apologize for my behavior in the office, it's just that your appearance was a bit of a shock to me.
- Elvira: It's okay. My appearance is kind of a shock to everybody.”
William Morgan Sheppard - Vincent Talbot
Cassandra Peterson - Elvira