“- Ned Gold: Are you now or have you ever been a Norse God, Vampire, or Time Traveling Cyborg?
- Mike O' Donnell: I have know you since what, first grade? I think that maybe I would have told you!
- Ned Gold: Vampire wouldn't tell, Cyborg wouldn't know.”
Thomas Lennon - Ned Gold
Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell

“The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.”
Christian Bale - Alfred Borden

“It's the size of Connecticut. How they gonna patrol all that?”

Reid Warner - Reid

“I don't know what happened. When I woke up I had changed my skin... This has to be a secret. Not a word to anyone.”

Hayley Carmichael - Dora

“- Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire?
- Father Adam Guiteau: No, I haven't.
- Jack Crow: No... Well first of all, they're not romantic.”
James Woods - Jack Crow
Tim Guinee - Father Adam Guiteau