“- Aunt Edna: Clark, Dinkums needs a long walk and a bath.
- Clark Griswold: Rusty take care of Dinkums.
- Rusty Griswold: Dad he bites.
- Clark Griswold: Bite him back.”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold

“- Alex: You're getting a lion?
- Dante: Yeah.
- Alex: Why?
- Dante: To protect my shit.
- Alex: Never heard of a dog?
- Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Peter Dante - Dante

“- John: Listen to me, you drunken son of a bitch. If that boy's father were still alive, he'd kick your ass. So I'm gonna have to do it for him. If I see him with a bruise... you get a scar. If I see him with a limp... you get crutches! Do you hear me? Do you hear me?
- Vernon: I'm reportin' you to the union!
- John: Screw you and your damn union.”

Chris Cooper - John Hickam
Mark Jeffrey Miller - Vernon

“If our children can live safely for one more day it would be worth the one more day that we defend this island.”
Ken Watanabe - General Tadamichi Kuribayashi

“- Belle: What do you know about my dreams, Gaston?
- Gaston: Plenty! Here, picture this: a rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven.”
Paige O'Hara - Belle
Richard White - Gaston