“Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”
Neil Patrick Harris - Barney Stinson

“When did Halloween go from dressing up like a princess to dressing up like a whore?”
Emma Roberts - Sloane

“- John: It just occured to me today that I've never celebrated Halloween before.
- Molly: And why's that?
- John: Oh, we've got a psychotic serial killer in the family who loves to butcher people on Halloween, and I just thought it in bad taste to celebrate.”
Josh Hartnett - John
Michelle Williams - Molly

“Brian, Halloween's not until October.”

Max Perlich - Yabbo

“- Anne Strieber: You were frightened by a Halloween mask?
- Whitley Strieber: Yes.
- Anne Strieber: A Halloween mask frightened you?
- Whitley Strieber: Is there an echo? Yes.”
Lindsay Crouse - Anne Strieber
Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber