“- Brooke Taylor Windham: Are you one of my lawyers?
- Elle Woods: Sort of.
- Brooke Taylor Windham: Well thank God one of you has a brain.”
Ali Larter - Brooke Taylor Windham
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? Your Honor.”
Bob Odenkirk - Jimmy McGill

“Yo Shaft, I'm gonna put so many lawyers in your ass, you're gonna think they opened a branch office up there.”
Jeffrey Wright - Peoples Hernandez

“I know you know a lot of people, and with a good lawyer you'll get out of jail in a few years. And then I'll come for you. I'll find you, and we both know what's gonna happen.”

Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“I'm an attorney, the justice of the peace and a bush pilot. A classic triple threat.”
M. Emmet Walsh - George