“- Nick Butler: I've never seen such luck!
- Lee Donley: Lucky in cards, unlucky in love.”
James Cagney - Nick Butler
Ann Sheridan - Lee Donley

“You're lucky I love you, you old douchebag.”

Michael Tucker - Martin, the father

“- Sari Hatvany: Don't you understand? Lucky at love, unlucky at cards. Or, versa-vica.
- Pierre: Versa vica.”
Lili Darvas - Sari Hatvany
Paul Henreid - Pierre

“- Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
- Kitty: What a lucky girl!”
Brendan Fraser - Stu Miley
Rose McGowan - Miss Kitty

“I think you're lucky! I mean, there are some people who wait their entire lives for somebody to tell them they feel that way about them and you, you just throw it away like it's nothing, like it's a minor inconvenience! Well, let me tell you something, Jack, you are cursed - just not the way you think you are.”
Kate Hudson - Cindy