“I always keep a picture of you in my cab.
[pulls down picture of a naked woman]
Wrong cab!”

Charlie Barnett - Tyrone

“- Hector Passmore: Show him the picture. He sold it to the school paper.
- Archie Howard: I got 25 bucks man!
- Alan Parker: Are you going to split it with me? I mean it is my naked ass in the paper.”
Chris Gauthier - Hector Passmore
Robin Nielsen - Archie Howard
Jonathan Jackson - Alan Parker

“- John, 'MILF' Guy #2: [while looking at a picture of Stifler's mom] Dude that chick's a MILF!
- Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1: What to hell is that?
- John, 'MILF' Guy #2: M-I-L-F: Mom I'd Like to Fuck!
- Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1: Yeah dude! Yeah!”
John Cho - John, 'MILF' Guy #2
Justin Isfeld - Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1

“- Adam Meiks: You never did tell me why it is you just keep that one picture of your mother in your office.
- FBI Agent Wesley Doyle: My mother was murdered a couple days after that picture was taken. Butchered by some wacked-out killer like your dad.
- Adam Meiks: Did they ever catch him?
- FBI Agent Wesley Doyle: No.”
Matthew McConaughey - Adam Meiks
Powers Boothe - FBI Agent Wesley Doyle

“I don't know why, but I can't enjoy breakfast anywhere but a strip club. My mom used to always cook bacon naked. She would cook bacon all day long.”
David Koechner - Brent Gage