“- Margaret Alford: What are you, darling? Where's your costume?
- Wednesday: This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.”

Dana Ivey - Margaret Alford
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams

“- Lt. Kevin O'Malley: That was the most unstoppable son of a bitch I ever knew.
- Capt. Dan Hulland: Yeah, well... he got stopped tonight.”

Frederick Coffin - Lt. Kevin O'Malley
Andrew Bloch - Capt. Dan Hulland

“I don't like creeps any more than you do. But I can't do anything about them. See, I'm a cop. But you, you shoot 'em.”

Ed Lauter - Richard Shriker

“If God was a villain, he'd be me.”
Charles Dance - Benedict

“- Basil of Baker Street: Ratigan's proved he's more clever than I. He never would have walked into such an obvious trap.
- Dr. David Q. Dawson: Pull yourself together. You can stop that villain.”

Barrie Ingham - Basil of Baker Street
Val Bettin - Dr. David Q. Dawson