“- Clark Griswold: I'll have a Coke.
- Stewardess: Do you want that in the can?
- Clark Griswold: [Clark turns and looks at the bathroom, then turns back at the Stewardess] No, I'll have it right here.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Wendy Goldman - Stewardess

“- Ding Bell: Benji, I tell you, he said the man who's flying should be talking on this thing.
- Benjy Benjamin: What, am I supposed to do everything? You want me to fly the airplane, you want me to work the radio, what are you gonna... What are you, the hostess?”
Mickey Rooney - Ding Bell
Buddy Hackett - Benjy Benjamin

“Nobody thinks clearly at the airport.”
Nicolas Cage - Jack Campbell

“- Reed Richards: What worries me is that our powers are evolving.
- Johnny Storm: I know - I know! I'm so close to flying, guys, I can taste it.
- Sue Storm: You can't fly.
- Johnny Storm: Yet.”
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm
Jessica Alba - Sue Storm

“- Compound Reporter #2: Is it true you can fly?
- Johnny Storm: Yeah, I'm working on that, its actually really difficult.”
Brenda Crichlow - Compound Reporter #2
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm