“- Dame Olga: I want to look 25 at tonight's ball. What do you suggest?
- Mandy: A time machine?”
Joanna Lumley - Dame Olga
Minnie Driver - Mandy

“I'm 49 years old. Admittedly, I could get away with 44, 41, maybe 38. But when you hit 50 they don't hire you anymore. It's like they can smell 50.”
Steve Martin - Bowfinger

“- Gus Portokalos: You better get married soon. You're starting to look... old!
- Toula Portokalos [narrating]: He's been telling me this ever since I was 15.”
Michael Constantine - Gus Portokalos
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“- George Bailey: How old are you anyway?
- Mary Hatch: 18.
- George Bailey: 18! Why it was only last year you were 17?”
James Stewart - George Bailey
Donna Reed - Mary Hatch

Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?". Your forties, you grow a little pot belly, you grow another chin.
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins