“- Deacon: What do you say, Toby? The truth.
- Toby: Looks like shit.
- Deacon: That's why I love children: no guile.
[after looking at his new eye in a mirror]
- Deacon: It does look like shit...and it feels like cold shit!”
David Finnegan - Toby
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see? I mean, you gotta be somebody, ain't ya, or you might as well jump in the sea and drown.”
Phil Daniels - Jimmy

“- Emmett Richmond: You know what I thought when I first met you?
- Elle Woods: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?”
Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Justin Matisse: You look terrible! You been drinking?
- Birdee Pruitt: Why does everybody keep asking me if I've been drinking? What? Is there like a coaster stuck to my butt or something?”
Harry Connick Jr. - Justin Matisse
Sandra Bullock - Birdee Pruitt

“If you want to be cool, first you pull your headband into the cool position. Then you just lean back, put this hand in your pocket and then you wave this hand behind you like you just cut one and you’re trying to shoo away the stinch.”
Cheech Marin - Rudy