“- Reece: Like steel pussies.
- Cribbs: What kind of women you been hanging around with?”

Fred Ward - Reece
T.K. Carter - Cribbs

“- Katya: Why do you think it is that men like fishnet stockings so much?
- Pierre Peders: They look good on women.
- Katya: Fishnet stockings are a net, and the woman is imprisoned in this net like a fish. Do you get it?”
Sienna Miller - Katya
Steve Buscemi - Pierre Peders

“- Ralph: Once I got a steady girl, that put an end to it.
- King Gustav: She did not like fox hunting?
- Ralph: Of course not! Anna's not into it, is she?
- King Gustav: Oh, yes! She loves it! Most royals do.”

John Goodman - Ralph
Julian Glover - King Gustav

“- Zed: I intend to hunt you.
- Shala: You can't be serious! You're not gonna hunt women, are you?
- Zed: I've always found the female of the species to be the greatest challenge. Far more crafty and cunning than their male counterparts. They're devious. Unpredictable. Full of surprises. Wonderful surprises.”
Don Scribner - Zed
Brinke Stevens - Shala

“- Dan O'Grady: Gold, Leah! Gold.
- Mrs. O'Grady: What in the lord's name...
- Dan O'Grady: A pot of gold! A wee person, a leprechaun. I caught him and made him show me where his gold is. It's the rule, you know?”

Shay Duffin - Dan O'Grady
Pamela Mant - Mrs. O'Grady