“You ever fuck a mutant?”
Mel Johnson Jr. - Benny

“I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species.”
Persis Khambatta - Ilia

“- Dr. Laura Baker: Should I leave a message?
- Preston Lennox: Yeah. Tell him he's about to copulate with a creature from outer space.”

Marg Helgenberger - Dr. Laura Baker
Michael Madsen - Preston Lennox

“I'm not some sort of friendly cartoon Genie. And that is not a bottle, it is a spacecraft. I'm of a highly evolved alien species. I don't do funnyvoices, I don't sing catchy songs and I do not posess a magic carpet for your big bloated behinds to float upon! I'm here to observe your species mating rituals. Ok, Dum-Dums?”

Alan Cumming - Gazoo

“- Coleye: This is similar to the Martian incident of 1963.
- Armitan: Careful, stupid. Not only is that incident classified, it never happened!”
Wallace Shawn - Coleye
Ray Walston - Armitan