“- Jake Houseman: Was that what my money paid for?
- Baby Houseman: I'm sorry. I never meant to lie to you.
- Jake Houseman: You're not the person I thought you were. I'm not sure who you are.”

Jerry Orbach - Jake Houseman
Jennifer Grey - Baby Houseman

“Moneytalks and bullshit runs a marathon.”
Wesley Snipes - Nino Brown

“- Lionel Logue: Would I lie to a prince of the realm to win twelve pennies?
- King George VI: I have no idea what an Australian might do for that sort of money.”
Geoffrey Rush - Lionel Logue
Colin Firth - King George VI

“- Cameron: That was the hardest thousand dollars I ever earned.
- Eli Cross: Thousand dollars? What thousand dollars?”
Steve Railsback - Cameron
Peter O'Toole - Eli Cross

“- Mickey: [reading Dennis a story] How can a train grow?
- Dennis Mitchell: He eats all his coal and gets plenty of sleep.
- Mickey: And what's the point of reading lies?
- Dennis Mitchell: It teaches kids to eat all their food, and go to bed when they're supposed to.”
Devin Ratray - Mickey
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell