“Not to go after criminals because they might try to harm you is really not a policy of the FBI.”
Richard Jenkins - Robert Grace

“- Judge Dredd: There's a maniac loose in the city!
- Fergie: What a coincidence - there's one out here too!”
Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd
Rob Schneider - Fergie

“These are the best security men in the world. The used to work for J.C. Penney... in Detroit!”
Richard Libertini - General Garcia

“Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder.”
Alex Hirsch - Grunkle Stan

“Be flippant about your own crimes if you want to, but don't be flippant about mine!”
James Stephenson - Howard Joyce