“- Janey Carver: You're boring me. I have a husband. I don't particularly feel the need for another.
- Ben Hood: You have a point there. That's a very good point. We're having an affair. Right. An explicitly sexual relationship. Your needs, my needs. You're absolutely right.”
Sigourney Weaver - Janey Carver
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood

“- Joe Hallenbeck: Last night I fucked your wife.
- Alley Thug: You did? How you know it was my wife?
- Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
Badja Djola - Alley Thug

“- Liz LaBreche: My husband was in the oil business with my dad. If daddy trusted him, I figured I could trust him, too.
- Charlie Gordon: So, what happened?
- Liz LaBreche: Well, as it turned out, there were a lot of test wells he was drillin' on the side.”
Dyan Cannon - Liz LaBreche
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon

“My husband is having an affair with your wife. I don't think we should talk about it... unless you're prepared to kill them.”

Isabella Rossellini - Madeleine Regency

“- Brantley Foster: We have a problem.
- Vera Prescott: What?
- Brantley Foster: It's your husband: he's my boss.
- Vera Prescott: O-oh, him. We won't tell him. Besides, Howard's working late tonight - on whom, I have no idea.”
Michael J. Fox - Brantley Foster
Margaret Whitton - Vera Prescott