“- Harry Blackitt: Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.
- Mrs. Blackitt: What are we dear?
- Harry Blackitt: Protestant, and fiercely proud of it.”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Harry Blackitt
Eric Idle - Mrs. Blackitt

“- Phoebus: Sir, request permission to stop this cruelty.
- Frollo: In a moment, captain. A lesson needs to be learned here.”

Kevin Kline - Phoebus
Tony Jay - Frollo

“- Herbie Stempel: Don't do this to me, it's humiliating.
- Dan Enright: For seventy grand, Herb, you can afford to be humiliated.”
John Turturro - Herbie Stempel
David Paymer - Dan Enright

“- Max: You just humilated me in fornt of all the guys at school. Collect your candy and get out of my life.
- Dani: I want to go home now!”
Omri Katz - Max
Thora Birch - Dani

“- Jessica: Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no idea what it's like... to wake up every morning... and have to shave your chin.
- Hildenburg: [crying] Yes, I do.”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Megan Kuhlmann - Hildenburg