“- Merrill Jennings: It's some sort of joke. It has to be.
- Duane Cody: What kind of jackass just gives away $2 million?
- Owen Templeton: Maybe it's a publicity stunt.
- Randy Pear: What kind of publicity? He swore us all to secrecy.”

Lanei Chapman - Merrill Jennings
Seth Green - Duane Cody
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Owen Templeton
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear

“- Mark Watson: I got the money, Brad.
- Brad Small: Oh? How?
- Mark Watson: Where there's a will, there's a way.
- Brad Small: Yeah? And what's your way?
- Mark Watson: It's a secret way.”
C. Thomas Howell - Mark Watson
Mark Neely - Brad Small

“We have no secrets from our readers.”

Orson Welles - Kane

“I don't care what your secrets are. But I can't go ahead without more confidence in you than I've got now. You've got to convince me that you know what this is all about, that you aren't just fiddling around, hoping that it will all come out right in the end.”

Humphrey Bogart - Samuel Spade

“- Icky: I was a spy once.
- Hank: What was your mission?
- Icky: I don't know. It was so secret they didn't tell me.”
Barry Fitzgerald - Icky
Edward Gargan - Hank