“- Mark Watson: I got the money, Brad.
- Brad Small: Oh? How?
- Mark Watson: Where there's a will, there's a way.
- Brad Small: Yeah? And what's your way?
- Mark Watson: It's a secret way.”
C. Thomas Howell - Mark Watson
Mark Neely - Brad Small

“- Merrill Jennings: It's some sort of joke. It has to be.
- Duane Cody: What kind of jackass just gives away $2 million?
- Owen Templeton: Maybe it's a publicity stunt.
- Randy Pear: What kind of publicity? He swore us all to secrecy.”

Lanei Chapman - Merrill Jennings
Seth Green - Duane Cody
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Owen Templeton
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear

“Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world?”
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove

“- Julianne Potter: Now remember, it is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor.
- Michael O'Neill: Dance? You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?
- Julianne Potter: I've got moves you've never seen.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Dermot Mulroney - Michael O'Neal

“Secret's in the sauce.”
Cicely Tyson - Sipsey