- Sam Spade: You won't need much of anybody's help. You're good. Chiefly your eyes, I think, and that throb you get in your voice when you say things like "Be generous, Mr. Spade".
- Brigid O'Shaughnessy: I deserve that. But the lie was in the way I said it, not at all in what I said. It's my own fault if you can't believe me now.

Humphrey Bogart - Samuel Spade
Mary Astor - Brigid O'Shaughnessy

“- Maxwell Smart: At this very minute, my friend, this chalet is being completely surrounded by 500 alpine crack troops.
- KAOS #1: I find that hard to believe.
- Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 150 Tirolian ski-troops?
- KAOS #2: No, we wouldn't.
- Maxwell Smart: How about 2 Saint Bernards in heat?”
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart
Nick Dimitri - KAOS #1
Fred Lerner - KAOS #2

“I don't believe in any of the things I write about. I fake passion. I fake conviction.”
Linus Roache - Merton

“Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.”
Michael Palin - Dad

My father once told me, "We don't choose the things we believe in; they choose us".
Max von Sydow - Director Lamar Burgess