“- Ted Lawson: Tell me, honey, how come you're so cute?
- Ellen Lawson: I had to be if I was going to get such a good looking fella.”

Van Johnson - Ted Lawson
Phyllis Thaxter - Ellen Lawson

“I'd like to say that going to bed with you is maybe the best three things that ever happened to me. And I'd love some coffee. And I adore you. And I take it with cream and sugar. And your breasts belong in the Louvre, which is a museum in Paris that I plan on visiting with you once you get wise and decide to leave the old ear-blower.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Corky

I tattooed "survive" on my hand the night before I went away to prison. And I did. We do what we have to do to survive.
Levan Uchaneishvili - Uncle Nikolai

“- Violet: That's a great tattoo. Beautiful labrys. Are you surprised I know what it is?
- Corky: Maybe.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet
Gina Gershon - Corky

“- James Bond: Forgive my curiosity, but, what is that?
- Magda: That's my little octopussy.”

Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Kristina Wayborn - Magda