“The way you deal with bullies: you take your right foot, bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump.”

Will Smith - John Hancock

“Everybody was peeing on my head and telling me it was raining. Guess they figured I was some new kind of fool, and maybe I was. 'Cause I was ready to start fighting back. And I believed somehow that I could live through this baddream I was having.”
Denzel Washington - Easy Rawlins

“Our job is to make this the finest regiment that the United States ever saw. I needn't tell most of you that a regiment is something more than just six hundred disciplined fighting men. Men die. But a regiment lives on; because a regiment has an immortal soul of its own.”

Errol Flynn - George Armstrong Custer

“- Jimbo Kearn: Oh boy, military action, Ned, we're gonna kill us some goddam' Australians!
- Ned Gerblanski: I think we're fighting Canadians.
- Jimbo Kearn: Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?”
Matt Stone - Jimbo Kearn
Trey Parker - Ned Gerblanski

“I didn't tell anyone at school that I was a transvestite, because I was afraid they'd kill me with sticks.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself