“- Michelle: Mike and I had such a connection. The first time that we had sex, it was so beautiful I cried.
- Jeannie: You cried?
- Michelle: Yeah.
- Andie: You mean one glistening tear on your cheek, right?
- Michelle: No, I was really emotional. I even told him that I loved him.
- Andie: After how many days?
- Michelle: Five... two.”
Kathryn Hahn - Michelle Rueben
Annie Parisse - Jeannie
Kate Hudson - Andie

“Are you guys hiring? Because no one cares about love anymore so why not just have sex and get paid for it?”

Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers

“- Alex Whitman: But we were only together one night.
- Isabel Fuentes: That's all it took.
- Alex Whitman: And I used a condom. Lots of them.
- Isabel Fuentes: Well, one didn't work.
- Alex Whitman: But that's it's job! It's whole purpose in life is... to work.”

Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman
Salma Hayek - Isabel Fuentes Whitman

“- Ed: Sheila and I like to swap.
- Lola Cirillo: Swap?
- Ed: We like to have sex with other couples.
- Max Burdett: Check please!”

Tom McGowan - Ed
Salma Hayek - Lola Cirillo
Pierce Brosnan - Max Burdett

“- Dionna: I know he loves me, but... I think I disappoint him.
- Ruby: So, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to tell you how to fuck your husband?”
Mira Sorvino - Dionna
Jennifer Esposito - Ruby