- "Sleepy" Bill Burns: Eddie's gettin' too old for this. I know what it's like. You walk out there with your arm hangin.
- Billy Maharg: You couldn't pitch when you was young, Burnsie.
- "Sleepy" Bill Burns: Eddie's the key. If we don't get him, we can forget about it.

Chris Lloyd - "Sleepy" Bill Burns
Richard Edson - Billy Maharg

“People don't start playing ball at your age, they retire!”

Wilford Brimley - Pop Fisher

“- Bobby Rayburn: I'm not playing with number 33. Okay, you understand me?
- Manny: I know. I understand. Just be cool. Let me take care of it.
- Stook: You know, three times 11 is 33. Maybe you'll play three times better.”

Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn
John Leguizamo - Manny
Don S. Davis - Stook

“I started playing baseball when I was a kid, like everybody else but better than everybody else.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Ty Cobb

“- George: Mr. Murtaugh has a gun.
- Martin Riggs: Yeah, but it's an old gun and he's not a very good shot.”
Allan Dean Moore - George
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs