“I'm your worst nightmare: an eight-year-old with a badge!”
Norman D. Golden II - Devon Butler

“- Howard T. Duck: What is this place?
- Beverly Switzler: Cleveland?
- Howard T. Duck: Cleveland? That's a perfect name for this weird planet!
- Beverly Switzler: You don't know the name of the planet? The planet's called Earth, I think. And I'm obviously in some weird nightmare.
- Howard T. Duck: Your nightmare... or mine?”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler

“- David Freeman: Mom, have I really been gone eight years?
- Helen Freeman: Yeah.
- David Freeman: It's like a bad dream.”
Joey Cramer - David Freeman
Veronica Cartwright - Helen Freeman

“- Nancy: There was this monster, and he was after me, and he wanted to kill me!
- Paula: Where?
- Nancy: He was everywhere.”

Courtney Vickery - Nancy
Kerry Noonan - Paula

“Let's go kick the motherfucker's ass all over dreamland.”

Ken Sagoes - Kincaid