“- Jesus: You're here to trick me.
- The Cobra: Trick you? To love and care for a woman, to have a family? This is a trick? Why are you trying to save the world? Aren't your own sins enough for you? What arrogance to think you can save the world. The world doesn't have to be saved: save yourself. Find love.
- Jesus: I have love.”
Willem Dafoe - Jesus
Leo Marks - Satan

“Half the people in the world are women. Why does it have to be you that stirs me?”
John Wayne - George Washington 'G.W.' McLintock

“- Harry Binelli: I like-a love.
- Gordon Miller: I like it too; but, there's a time and place for everything.
- Harry Binelli: I like it anytime.”
Chico Marx - Harry Binelli
Groucho Marx - Gordon Miller

“- Morgana: Your eyes never leave me, Merlin.
- Merlin: Can't I acknowledge beauty?
- Morgana: Can't you acknowledge... love? Perhaps you ache for what you've never known.
- Merlin: Perhaps you lust for what you cannot have.”
Helen Mirren - Morgana
Nicol Williamson - Merlin

“- Uther: You must help me, Merlin!
- Merlin: Must I?
- Uther: I am your King!
- Merlin: So! You need me again now that my truce is wrecked! Years to build and moments to ruin! And all for lust!
- Uther: For Igrayne! One night with her. You don't understand, you're not a man. Use the magic. Do it!”
Gabriel Byrne - Uther Pendragon
Nicol Williamson - Merlin