“- Gar: If you're gonna get wasted on that crap, I'm not gonna hang around here and babysit you.
- Rusty Dennis: You must be confusing me with someone who gives a shit.
- Gar: I must be.
- Rusty Dennis: You know, this is not going to work. I'm doing things to please you and I'm just gonna end up hating you.”

Sam Elliott - Gar
Cher - Rusty Dennis

“- Robert Cole: Jay, listen... I didn't tell you this before, and I think I should tell you now. I love you. I mean, in the right way. I think you're an amazing guy, and I think I just love you.
- Jay: The ludes kicked in, right?”

Albert Brooks - Robert Cole
Bruno Kirby - Jay

“I’d gather up each sound you left behind and stretch them on our bed. Each night I breathe you and become high.”
Nia Long - Nina Mosley

“Put a little mota in your love life.”
Esai Morales - Bob Morales

“Love makes me lazy. It's a dangerous drug. It kills more brain cells than crystal meth.”
Tina Majorino - Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie