“- Malik Brody: Tell me about China. Is there a lot of Kung Fu shit going on?
- Toby Wong: What do you mean?
- Malik Brody: Like guys coming up to each other on the street going 'Your Kung Fu is pretty useless, as well as obsolete. You insult me! You bastard. Prepare to die!'.”
Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody
Mark Dacascos - Toby Wong

“- Trish: Is it true what they say about Hong Kong?
- Han Sing: What's that?
- Trish: You know, all you guys do Kung Fu.
- Han Sing: Of course. State law.”
Aaliyah - Trish O'Day
Jet Li - Han Sing

“- Chon Wang: He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!”

Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Roy O'Bannon: It's just a rock with some gibberish on it!
- Chon Wang: It's Chinese!”

Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“I've got to hand it to the Chinese, they're awfully ingenious.”

Tom Fisher - Artie Doyle