“- Michael Zane: Finish your fries.
- Jesse Waingrow: You can't tell me what to do. You're not my dad.
- Michael Zane: Didn't anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa?
- Jesse Waingrow: Why? Are you gonna send them my fries?”
Kurt Russell - Michael Zane
David Kaye - Jesse Waingrow

“- Dr. Niles: He had the right qualifications.
- Pete Blanchard: Such as?
- Dr. Niles: He was the only one crazy enough to do it.
- Pete Blanchard: Let me tell you about Pendleton: he could have been one of the best, but he hates authority, can't take orders, and likes to make up his own rules.”

Mark L. Taylor - Dr. Niles
Harold Sylvester - Pete Blanchard

“You wouldn't pull my leg. It really is the showers you're taking us to, isn't it, Mr. Goebbels?”

Ian Hart - John Lennon

“- Dallas: Ripley, this is an order. Open that hatch right now, do you hear me?
- Ripley: Yes.
- Dallas: Ripley. This is an order. Do you hear me?
- Ripley: Yes. I read you. The answer is negative.”
Tom Skerritt - Dallas
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley (Alien)

“Never do anything I tell you, without checking with me first.”
Danny DeVito - Max Medici