“You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.”
Paul Hogan - Porter Ricks

“It's a shame that I didn't marry someone who was my intellectual equal.”

James Mason - Ed Avery

“- Mr. Esmond Sr.: Say, they told me you were stupid! You don't sound stupid to me!
- Lorelei Lee: I can be smart when it's important.”
Tommy Noonan - Gus Esmond Jr.
Marilyn Monroe - Lorelei Lee

“The first thing you've got to learn about this ship is that she was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots.”
Fred MacMurray - Lt. Tom Keefer

“You know what the problem is with being the smartest person in the world? Everyone else seems stupid!”
Jim Carrey - Dr. Ivo Robotnik