“- Doug Remer: That's a dude.
- Squeak Scolari: No way, you're just saying that because you want her for yourself.
- Doug Remer: No dude, I'm saying that because she's a guy.
- Squeak Scolari: That's impossible. Just look at her. She's got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips. The sweetest Adam's apple.”
Trey Parker - Doug Remer
Dian Bachar - Squeak Scolari

“- David Larrabee: She's a real woman, not a, you know.
- Linus Larrabee: Transvestite.
- David Larrabee: No, she's not a bimbo. ”
Greg Kinnear - David Larrabee
Harrison Ford - Linus Larrabee

“Now listenhere, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!”

Terence Stamp - Bernadette

“These days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.”
Terence Stamp - Bernadette

“- Felicia: There goes the transsexual, last seen heading south. We called her Bernie, but her real name was...
- Tick: Adam?”
Guy Pearce - Felicia
Hugo Weaving - Tick