“Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. Ha ha ha.”
Shane Farberman - Clown

“- Michael Berkow: We were playing. She bumped her head.
- Adam Berkow: Bumped? She's got a fuckin' spike in her head!”

Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

“- Cardinal Richelieu: You object to losing your head?
- D'Artagnan: Yes, I like it where it is!”
Tim Curry - Cardinal Richelieu
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“- Levin: Do you want the third one?
- Arkady Renko: We have no idea what the big man looked like. Besides, how many do you think I can carry?
- Levin: Just so long as you know what to say if they stop you in the street.”

Henry Woolf - Levin
William Hurt - Arkady Renko

“I had these dreams about some murderer following me through the woods and it's coming true. I'm sorry but we're all going to die. Like that murderer in Chicago, he killed people and put their hearts in refrigerators. He's gonna kill us, their gonna show our pictures of us naked with our hearts torn out in a current affair.”
Lisa Marie Newmyer - Heather