“- Michael Berkow: We were playing. She bumped her head.
- Adam Berkow: Bumped? She's got a fuckin' spike in her head!”

Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

“- Levin: Do you want the third one?
- Arkady Renko: We have no idea what the big man looked like. Besides, how many do you think I can carry?
- Levin: Just so long as you know what to say if they stop you in the street.”

Henry Woolf - Levin
William Hurt - Arkady Renko

“Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. Ha ha ha.”
Shane Farberman - Clown

“- Cardinal Richelieu: You object to losing your head?
- D'Artagnan: Yes, I like it where it is!”
Tim Curry - Cardinal Richelieu
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“- Jonathan Brewster: If you tell O'Hara what's in the window seat, I'll tell him what's in the cellar.
- Mortimer Brewster: Cellar?
- Jonathan Brewster: There's an elderly gentleman down there who seems to be very dead.”

Raymond Massey - Jonathan Brewster
Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster