“Mr. Charles, this sure is a pleasure! I should have recognized you, seeing the pictures in the papers. I follow all your cases. We still talk about the Thin Man job and the Landis case. Why, it's the slickest detective work in 50 years.”

Arthur Belasco - Policeman

I knew Nirvana was straight around the corner. I turned the corner and ran smack into Betty Crocker! She was running across the sky yelling "You never outgrow your need for milk!". I looked at her, and I said: "Baby... you're something else!". Far out, man!
Michael Barrere - Hip Kid

“Gurrllll, you a cross between Martha Stewart and Oprah. I'm gon call you motrah!”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“Hi, George Monroe. Woah. That's a heck of a handshake you got there, Ed.”

Biff Yeager - George

“I like you, Amy. You're clever but you're not too brainy. You're prettyish but you're not too gorgeous. You're approachable.”