“- Henry Roth: Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool! And if that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that!
- Ula: How do you think I get the dolphins to do double-flips and play with the white kids?”
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth
Rob Schneider - Ula

“- Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!
- Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man.”

Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo

“Caesar shows cognitive skills that far exceed that of a human counterpart. The drug in his system has radicly boosted healthy brain functions.”
James Franco - Will Rodman

“- Sharkey: How is he?
- James Bond: His left leg's gone below the knee. But they might be able to save his arm.
- Rasmussen: You can bet it was a chainsaw. Colombians love to use them on informers. Hell, they sell more here than the state of Oregon.
- Sharkey: Chainsaw my ass. I know a shark bite when I see one.”
Frank McRae - Sharkey
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Enrique Novi - Rasmussen

“Take me to a place, where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity, and every shag guarantees an orgasm!”
Lorraine Pilkington - Lulu