“I wasn't in a coma! ...Alright, I was in a coma, but it wasn't like I was in a coma and goofing off, I was thinking up hilarious new bits the whole time!”
John Turturro - Voice of Monkeybone

“The prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

- Elizabeth Cotton: Candy, do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
- "Candy" Johnson: Opened, honey. I don't want to miss anything.
Lana Turner - Elizabeth Cotton
Clark Gable - "Candy" Johnson

“- Andy Hardy: The next ten years of my life are the best.
- Judge Hardy: The next ten years of anybody's life are the best.”
Mickey Rooney - Andy Hardy
Lewis Stone - Judge Hardy

“- Ted Hanover: I like it here... with you and Linda.
- Jim Hardy: And we love having you. When are you leaving?”
Fred Astaire - Ted Hanover
Bing Crosby - Jim Hardy