“- Georgey Sanderson: [reading an adult magazine] Dad, what's a rack?
- Peter Sanderson: It's a country.”
Angus T. Jones - Georgey Sanderson
Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson

“- Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
- Brandt: Ah! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
- Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
- Brandt: Ah! That's marvelous.
- The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.”

Tara Reid - Bunny Lebowski
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Brandt
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Little Bill: What the fuck are you doing?
- Little Bill's wife: Go away, Bill, you're embarrassing me.”

William H. Macy - Little Bill
Nina Hartley - Little Bill's Wife

“Why are we pretending your bag isn't buzzing? You bought a vibrator.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

- Lisa Emerson: Babies and bondage, I could do both?
- Elliot Slater: Yeah, I'd love to say, "My wife is a dominatrix".
- Lisa Emerson: I can just see myself at the kids' school on career day.
Dana Delany - Lisa
Paul Mercurio - Elliot