“Why did I get drunk? I do stupid things when I'm drunk... like sleep with my husband!”
Keri Russell - Jenna Hunterson

“- Janey Carver: You're boring me. I have a husband. I don't particularly feel the need for another.
- Ben Hood: You have a point there. That's a very good point. We're having an affair. Right. An explicitly sexual relationship. Your needs, my needs. You're absolutely right.”
Sigourney Weaver - Janey Carver
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood

“- Howard Stern: Hi, there. This is Howard Stern, WNBC. I'm calling because your husband Kenny has been really bitchy around the station lately and we thought that maybe you should give him some more sex.
- Betty Jean Rushton: More sex?
- Howard Stern: Yeah, he's backed up! Isn't he backed up, Ross?”

Howard Stern - Himself
Aimee Luzier - Betty Jean Rushton

“- Wanda: He's like my third husband, he should rest in peace.
- Oscar Madison: How do you know he's dead? Maybe he's just bluffing.”
Rebecca Schull - Wanda, the Vixen
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Elzora: Some things are better left unsaid.
- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: I paid you a dollar, old woman. Now tell my fortune.
- Elzora: I don't need no cat bones to tell your fortune, Mozelle Batiste. You are a curse. The Black Widow. Next man that marries you is a dead man. Like the others. Always be that way.”
Diahann Carroll - Elzora
Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix