“From Champs to chumps. Just six months ago, The Texas State Fighting Armadillos were billed as the greatest college football team in history, and now, they are history.”

Chris Berman - Himself

“We work together very well. It's almost as like we have one brain that we share between us.”

Jennifer Coolidge - Amber Cole

“You're either with me or against me. There's no third position.”
Edward Burns - Jake Vig

“I'm going to kill you if we die!”

Chris Tucker - Carter

“We don't wanna talk, we wanna scream at people, but we don't wanna listen or solve problem and that's what's frustrating about the fucking dynamic of the group.”
Vince Vaughn - Ricky