“- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: It don't fit you, Mae, it's too tight.
- Mae Mordabito: I don't plan on wearing it that long.
- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: Oh. I don't know why you get dressed at all.”

Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy - 3rd Base
Madonna - Mae Mordabito

“Oh, honey. If that's what you call an invitation, you'll be dancing with yourself.”

Monique Coleman - Taylor McKessie

“- Dr. John Watson: It's happening. Whether you like it or not, 8:30, the Royale. Wear a jacket!
- Sherlock Holmes: You wear a jacket.”
Jude Law - Dr. Watson
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“You cannot wear white to a casual dinner. It's too dressy.”
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“- Melissa Robinson: Ace get out of the tank.
- Ace Ventura: I just can't do it captain, I don't have the power!”
Courteney Cox - Melissa Robinson