“Hans! Oh ho! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen! What are you, Catholic?”
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

“It's an entire religion based on an oxymoron.”
Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

“It was great to be Catholic and go to confession. You could start over every week.”
Francis Capra - Calogero (Age 9)

“- Comicus: Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laughriot! First of all, they are so poor...
- Swiftus: How poor are they?
- Comicus: Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have one God!”
Mel Brooks - Comicus
Ron Carey - Swiftus

“- Nancy Aglet:I am far more powerful than you can ever imagine!
- Father Luke Brophy: Maybe, however you are but one being. I represent the belief of far more people. Did you know that the Christian religion has over a billion followers?
- Nancy Aglet: Big deal, so does the wheel of fortune!”

Linda Blair - Nancy Aglet
Anthony Starke - Father Luke Brophy