“- Jim Evers: Honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard.
- Sara Evers: Well, some people have swimming pools, others have private cemeteries. It can happen.”

Eddie Murphy - Jim Evers
Marsha Thomason - Sara Evers

“- Marlon Borunki: It's very interesting the way you woke up cursing. A large percentage of attempted suicides wake up with exclamations of hostility.
- Wendell Sonny Lawson: Where am I?
- Marlon Borunki: 92% of them ask that. You're in La Playa.
- Wendell Sonny Lawson: The nut house?
- Marlon Borunki: That's a cruel label. We prefer, booby hatch.”
Dom DeLuise - Marlon Borunki
Burt Reynolds - Wendell Sonny Lawson

“There's more in them graves than just people.”
Jon Hall - Kit Carson

“I'll follow you into your grave. I'll write my name on your tombstone.”
Laird Cregar - Ed Cornell

“- Eloise: If you got cold feet honey, I'll take over for you. That little red dress of yours fits me just perfect.
- Kiki Walker: Someday you'll try on my coffin and I hope it fits you just perfect.”
Ariel Heath - Eloise
Jean Brooks - Kiki Walker