“- Jim Evers: Honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard.
- Sara Evers: Well, some people have swimming pools, others have private cemeteries. It can happen.”

Eddie Murphy - Jim Evers
Marsha Thomason - Sara Evers

“- Marlon Borunki: It's very interesting the way you woke up cursing. A large percentage of attempted suicides wake up with exclamations of hostility.
- Wendell Sonny Lawson: Where am I?
- Marlon Borunki: 92% of them ask that. You're in La Playa.
- Wendell Sonny Lawson: The nut house?
- Marlon Borunki: That's a cruel label. We prefer, booby hatch.”
Dom DeLuise - Marlon Borunki
Burt Reynolds - Wendell Sonny Lawson

“The Children of Doom, Doom's children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power, they told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth. Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave!”
Mako - The Wizard

“Bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling, for you but not for me. O death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling? Grave, where thy victory?”
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale

“- Evelyn Carnahan: It's called mummification. You'll be dead when they do this.
- Rick O'Connell: For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification.
- Jonathan Carnahan: Likewise.”
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
John Hannah - Jonathan Carnahan