“Why don't you go down to the grocery store and sit in the dairy section? That way everyone will know you are the head cheese!”
Jeremy Maes - The Licker

“- Morty: Something stinks like stale French fries.
- Michael Newman: Oh yeah, that's probably me.
- Morty: You know, fast food shortens your life.”
Christopher Walken - Morty
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“The only questions this year are how badly will they stink, how long will they stink, and will they ever not stink?”

“- Mulan: Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
- Mushu: So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.”
Ming-Na Wen - Mulan
Eddie Murphy - Mushu

“- Wes: I know I shouldn't drink apple juice. It gives me gas.
- Earl: You listenhere Wes: one fart and you're walkin'.”

Brian Kelly - Wes
Randy Travis - Earl