“- Summer Hathaway: You want me to be a groupie?
- Dewey Finn: Well, groupie is an important job.
- Summer Hathaway: I researched groupies on the Internet. They sleep with the band!”
Miranda Cosgrove - Summer Hathaway
Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“Music is the hardest profession of them all.”
Albert Hague - Shorofsky

“I don't think you should take that job. Piano players are sexy, salesmen are uncles.”
Annabeth Gish - Tracy Stover

“It was like for a moment, o my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milk bar. And I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise. And the shivers crawling up like slow, malenky lizards... and then down again. Because I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious 9th by Ludwig van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Now the crooner is becoming the comic!”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis