“Sixteen years of marriage and my wife still won't eat Chinese food. It's crazy, especially since we met in a Chinese restaurant.”
Jack Warden - Judge Francis Rayford

“- Beth: I want someone to eat cheese with.
- James Aaron: That's what I want! That's so simple. That's perfect. Although I'd probably prefer rice pudding. I love - I'm telling you, you have no idea what you're missing. It's so good.”
Sarah Silverman - Beth
Jeff Garlin - James Aaron

“Boy, Chuck, this is great. That was real generous of you to feed your share to the car. Notice how well the car is running since you gave it some bread?”

Roseline Rubens - Patty

“Joey doesn’t share food!”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“- Mootai: Your mother and brothers are feasting as we speak.
- Ren Stevens: Feasting?
- Mootai: It's like eating, but with bigger plates.”
Josh Keaton - Mootai
Christy Carlson Romano - Ren Stevens