“I had enough bad luck to keep me laughin' the rest of my life. Sat in that jail. I sat in that jail ’til I nearby done rot to death. I know what it’s like, Ms. Celie, to wanna go somewhere and can’t.”
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia

“You don't have the sense God gave a doughnut, do you?”
Scott Glenn - Jack Buggit

“- Psychiatrist: I'm sorry, I don't speak German.
- Depressed German: The nipples of mother fortune have run dry...”

Dave Foley - Psychiatrist

“Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it.”
Lady Chablis - Chablis Deveau

“Your partner got killed. You lost your job. You went to jail. Your girlfriend walked. You got a job as a security guard at a hundred and eighty-two dollars a week. You know what you are, Hank? You're a black man.”
Martin Lawrence - Earl Montgomery