“You want me to get down on my knees and beg you to save the Baker boys from doom? Forget it, sweetheart. We survived for 15 years before you strutted onto the scene. Fifteen years.”

Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker

“- King Henry VIII: Your sister is gone as you wished. Will you give yourself to me now?
- Anne Boleyn: No. When you are loyal to me above all others.”
Eric Bana - Henry Tudor
Natalie Portman - Anne Boleyn

- Jack Taylor: You're asking me for help.
- Melanie Parker: It would appear that way, wouldn't it?
- Jack Taylor: I'll agree if you'll say, "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor".
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Myron Larabee: As if I didn't have enough trouble, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy. Some fruity robot named Turtle Man.
- Howard Langston: It's Turbo Man. My son wants one, too.”
Sinbad - Myron Larabee
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston

“If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night and your beauty last forever.”
Shannyn Sossamon - William Thatcher