“- Owen Turner: How's your girl, by the way, that sexy thing? She still yelling out my name when you do it?
- Ryan Mitchell: Only when I do it wrong.”
Ice-T - Owen Turner
Costas Mandylor - Ryan Mitchell

“Did you get fucked? Because Tommy's made a living out of fucking his partners.”

Robert Pastorelli - Det. Jimmy Detillo

“- Jo Christman: We shouldn't be doing this - we're partners.
- Tom Hardy: We should be shot.
- Jo Christman: We should shoot each other.
- Tom Hardy: Too much paperwork.”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Jo Christman
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy

“- Aaron: How many?
- Amy: I don't know. How many girls have you slept with?
- Aaron: I've slept with three women.
- Amy: Me too. I have slept with three women too.”

Bill Hader - Aaron
Amy Schumer - Amy

“- Paula: Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy'?
- Andy: No... what's that?
- Paula: Well, it's a special... friend... who you fuck.”
Jane Lynch - Paula
Steve Carrell - Andy