“- Paula Mann: Sharon, baby, do you think you should go out with a man? I mean... so soon after your ordeal and all?
- Sharon Winters: So, I was raped. It happended six week ago. What do you expect me to do? Observe a year of mouring?
- Paula Mann: Baby, please I didn't mean to bug you or make you mad.”
Sharon Carr - Paula Mann
Stacey Walker - Sharon Winters

“- Charles Townsend: I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
- Jimmy Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?”
John Forsythe - Charles Townsend
Bernie Mac - Jimmy Bosley

“- Lieutenant Fergus Falls: There are better ways to find out what a woman knows.
- Sergeant Orono: Dinner and a movie, lie to her, say you love her...”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls
Benjamin Ratner - Sergeant Orono

“- Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a woman you date?
- Charlie Mackenzie: Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.”
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie

“Where women are concerned, they've got their own agenda. I always liked smart women, but it's been an expensive hobby.”
Javier Bardem - Reiner